mkoll

JUST KIDDING BITCH

<Mkoll-afk> DT you needs L4D
<Mkoll-afk> versus mode is sweet
<Mkoll-afk> just been playing it with val and darg
<Mkoll-afk> its the one game you get to abduct darg
<Mkoll-afk> and taunt him in alltalk
<Mkoll-afk> as he dies
<Coffeeburrito> why only in-game?
<Coffeeburrito> we could make that a clan activity
<Coffeeburrito> Abduct Drag for several days
<Coffeeburrito> keep him in a hole
<Coffeeburrito> give him lots of lotion
<Coffeeburrito> just to freak him out
<Coffeeburrito> then we'll all jump out and say "JUST KIDDING, BITCH!"
<Coffeeburrito> and we'll all have a jolly laugh

nachos is not an empires server

<Mkoll> nachos is not a empires server
<Mkoll> no that thing is not empires
<Mkoll> now for the quake 3 sounds
<napalm> lolo
<Mkoll> and alien vs predator reskins
<Mkoll> then the server is complete

non botus sumus

<Mkoll> nebajoth
<Daruck> no
<Mkoll> nebajoth
<Daruck> no
<Mkoll> nebajoth
<Daruck> no
<Mkoll> daruck is a new forum bot?
<Daruck> What?
<Mkoll> i have never noticed this daruck before
<Daruck> what?
<Mkoll> drag is he a new bot?
<Daruck> No I'm not
<Daruck> I am not
<Mkoll> oh
<Mkoll> i mean irc bot
<Daruck> no
<flasche> its acutally both
<Mkoll> does this irc bot have emotions?
<flasche> forum and irc bot
<Mkoll> omg
<flasche> can post in a blog too
<Mkoll> can it do other things flasche?
<flasche> and plays empires
<Daruck> I AM HUMAN
<flasche> Laughing out loud
<Mkoll> omg
<Mkoll> what a bot
<Daruck> I AM NO BOT
<Mkoll> who coded it?
<flasche> best bot ever
<Daruck> NO
<Daruck> I AM HUMAN
<Mkoll> well its not a very smart bot
<Daruck> I AM NOT A ROBOT
<Mkoll> its a stupid bot
<Daruck> I'M NOT A ROBOT AND I'M SMART
<Mkoll> is this bot spanish?
<flasche> yes ur a smart robot
<flasche> smart spanish robot
<flasche> Laughing out loud
<Mkoll> smart for a bot
<Mkoll> smart for a spanish bot
<Mkoll> very smart infact
<Daruck> FUCK YOU
<Daruck> IRISH MAN
<Mkoll> i take that back
<Mkoll> the bot thinks im irish
<Daruck> SCOTTISH
<Mkoll> its a dumb bot
<Daruck> BRITISH
<Daruck> NO
<Daruck> I'm not dumb
<Mkoll> its a vague bot
<Daruck> FUCK YOU I'M NOT VAGUE

Weedy commited mass murder

[18:54] Mr_Weedy (~minimiste@host-91-145-87-218.kpylaajakaista.net) has joined
[18:55] Mr_Weedy: The CW's forum is down. Sad
[18:56] Mr_Weedy (~minimiste@host-91-145-87-218.kpylaajakaista.net) has disconnected: Quit: Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know when someone is going to press your quit button.
[...]
[20:53] nebajoth: forums working again
[20:56] Mkoll: 2 hours after weedy commited suicide
[21:01] nebajoth: he's excitable
[21:11] nebajoth: highlight me for great lulz

Coffeeburrito posted a link to a furry site

<sloop> Shock:O
<Mkoll> YOU
<Mkoll> FUCK
<Mkoll> FUCK
<Mkoll> AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
<Mkoll> FURRY
<Mkoll> OMG
<Coffeeburrito> YOU TAKE THAT BACK
<Mkoll> NO
<Mkoll> FUCK
<Mkoll> FURRY
<Mkoll> YOU
<Coffeeburrito> YOU'RE A FURRY
<Coffeeburrito> YOU KEPT LOOKING
<Mkoll> NO
<Mkoll> YOU'RE FURRY
<Coffeeburrito> I WENT ONCE BY ACCIDENT AND NEVER WENT AGAIN
<Coffeeburrito> I LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN

making fun of a girls name

<Mkoll> DAAAANIIII
<Daruck> DANNY
<Mkoll> DANI
<Coffeeburrito> Hello Daniel
<sloop> hello danielle
<Coffeeburrito> Dartag'nal?
<Coffeeburrito> D'artaniel?
<Coffeeburrito> haha you're French now
<Mkoll> burn
<sloop> D'Shitfuck'penis
<Coffeeburrito> no sloop
<Coffeeburrito> that's not how it works

turn your name into a penis

<Mkoll> http://turnyournameintoaface.com/?name=william
<Mkoll> rofl
<Mkoll> i am an escaped convict with a box for a head
<Coffeeburrito> Joe has a very strong jaw
<Mkoll> my guy has a very strong penus
<sloop> DANI'S PENISES ARE THE STRONGEST
<sloop> AND THEY ARE LOCATED ON HIS FOREHEAD
<Mkoll> penis cannons?
<Mkoll> ON HIS FOREHEAD
<Mkoll> OMG
<Coffeeburrito> my god
<Coffeeburrito> think of the possibilities
<Mkoll> pew pew pew
<Mkoll> danny is just as ugly as dani
<Daruck> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
<Daruck> FUCK YOU GUYS
<Coffeeburrito> settle down Danny, we're merely complimenting your penises
<Daruck> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Weedy 2.2

<Mr_Weedy> It sounds... noble.
<Mkoll> btw weedy 2.2 will be released on friday
<Mkoll> and dizzy is being a tyrant as usual
<Mkoll> banning everyone and closing all the threads
<sloop> weedy 2.2 ready? Shock
<sloop> I wanna know the new features