nesquiko

haiku on enemy

[NESQUIKO] [13:53:44] he calls me friend now
[NESQUIKO] [13:53:49] and asks me to rejoin
[NESQUIKO] [13:53:51] bipolar enemy

LIKE IN TOWER DEFENCE

14:14:57 +ploos | I READ
14:14:59 +ploos | THAT
14:15:20 +ploos | BARCELONA IS AS RICH AS FINLAND
14:15:26 @Mr_Weedy | Shock
14:15:27 +ploos | BUT AT LEAST WE DONT HAVE AS MANY GYPSIES
14:16:00 +ploos | THEY ARENT INCLUDED
14:16:04 +ploos | OR ARE THEY
14:16:27 @NESQUIKO | fucking GIPSIES
14:16:36 +ploos | NO
14:16:40 +ploos | BECAUSE THEY DONT LIVE ANYWHERE
14:16:43 +ploos | THEY JUST KIND OF
14:17:08 +ploos | CRAWL AROUND
14:17:27 @NESQUIKO | FUCKING CREATURES
14:17:55 +ploos | but
14:17:59 @Mr_Weedy | THEY ARE CREEPS
14:18:00 +ploos | ONE MUST BE RESPECTFUL
14:18:01 +ploos | NESQUIKO
14:18:03 @Mr_Weedy | LIKE IN TOWER DEFENCE

Ball grabbing for 5 hours

Mr_Weedy: What you are doing in the class at this time of day?
shmoo: EVERYDAY
Mr_Weedy: Shouldn't the school be over.
shmoo: EVENING
shmoo: NO
shmoo: IT STARTS
shmoo: AT 4 PM O CLOCK
Mr_Weedy: Shock
shmoo: YES
Mr_Weedy: What you do in the morning then?
shmoo: NICE FUCKING SMILEY
shmoo: I
shmoo: GRAB MY BALLS
Mr_Weedy: Laughing out loud
shmoo: FOR 5 HOURS
Mr_Weedy: Lol.
shmoo: WHILE PLAYING ULTIMA ONLINE
Mr_Weedy: Laughing out loud

EXPLODING COME

[NESQUIKO] SOMEHOW
[NESQUIKO] I DON'T THINK I WANT TO SEE EXPLODING COME

Mountain Dew Tastes Like

[11:46:28] @Trickster | I'm eating american food
[11:46:30] @nebajoth | ahaha
[11:46:34] @nebajoth | wtf is "american food"?
[11:46:37] @Trickster | drinking an american soft drink
[11:46:42] @Trickster | I might aswell killspawn life now
[11:46:44] @NESQUIKO | HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[11:46:45] @Trickster | beef jerky
[11:46:47] @nebajoth | ahahah
[11:46:49] @nebajoth | that's american food
[11:46:50] @Silk | soon you'll start feeling like a fat guy
[11:46:52] @Trickster | and mountain dew
[11:46:54] @nebajoth | ahahahah
[11:46:55] @nebajoth | Yesss
[11:46:58] @nebajoth | DO THE DEW
[11:47:03] @Trickster | I Like MD
[11:47:07] @Trickster | but
[11:47:13] @Trickster | it used to taste better
[11:47:18] @Trickster | I got it from some import shop
[11:47:19] @nebajoth | THEY ADD JIZZ NOW
[11:47:21] @Trickster | but it tastes
[11:47:22] @Trickster | meh
[11:47:23] @nebajoth | FOR FOREIGN EXPORTS
[11:47:25] @Trickster | did they change the recipe
[11:47:41] @nebajoth | SKEET SKEET SKEET THE DEW
[11:47:56] @nebajoth | NESQUIKO GIVE ME SOME LOVE
[11:47:58] @nebajoth | THIS IS GOLD

slooooooooooooooooooop

[NESQUIKO] ploos
[ploos] what
[Lattenbrecher] sloooooooooooooooooooop
[NESQUIKO] Lattenbrecher is calling you

A REASON TO HATE FINLAND

[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> tell me
[NESQUIKO> something in Finnish
[NESQUIKO> fast
[NESQUIKO> insults
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[ploos> NESQUIKO
[NESQUIKO> INSULTS
[NESQUIKO> SENTENCES
[NESQUIKO> IN FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> NOW
[ploos> W
[ploos> WHAT FOR
[ploos> I DONT KNOW
[ploos> I DONT INSULT IN FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> YES
[NESQUIKO> YOU DO
[ploos> SYÃ MUNAA
[NESQUIKO> KYRPA VITTU SATAANA
[NESQUIKO> ÃITIS
[ploos> YES
[ploos> KYRPÃ VITTU SAATANA
[NESQUIKO> ABAHAHAHAH
[NESQUIKO> TRANSLATES TO
[NESQUIKO> "EAT EGGS"
[ploos> HAISTA KUKKANEN
[NESQUIKO> WAT
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: kananmunat on hyviä
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: niitä mä syönkin
[ploos> HAHAHAHHAHA
[NESQUIKO> MORE
[ploos> STRANGER LIKES EGGS TOO
[NESQUIKO> HE LIEKS
[ploos> I DONT INSULT
[ploos> IN FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> FINLAND IS SHAPED LIKE A NUTSACK
[ploos> WHAT
[ploos> SPANIARD
[NESQUIKO> more insults
[NESQUIKO> original insults like eat a bag of dicks
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[ploos> W
[ploos> PERKELEEN LÃTTÃPERSE HAISTA PASKA
[ploos> IME ÃITIS TISSIÃ
[ploos> SAMPERIN PALLOAIVO
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: juvenile finnish teen
[NESQUIKO> HE THINKS
[NESQUIKO> IM FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> AHHAHAHA
[ploos> HAHAHAH
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: you're pathetic Laughing out loud
[ploos> HOW DOES HE KNOW FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> HE IS FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> HE THINKS IM FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> he keeps calling me "juvenile"
[ploos> WHY DOES HE SPEAK IN ENGLISH THEN
[NESQUIKO> Because i'm telling him I'm not Finnish
[ploos> I DONT GET IT
[NESQUIKO> MORE
[NESQUIKO> INSULTS
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> KEEP FEEDING THE LOCOMOTIVE
[ploos> NESQUIKO
[NESQUIKO> MORE INSULTS
[NESQUIKO> MORE WOOD
[ploos> NO
[ploos> I DONT KNOW
[NESQUIKO> GIVE ME A REASON
[NESQUIKO> TO HATE FINLAND
[NESQUIKO> AND TYPE IT
[NESQUIKO> IN
[NESQUIKO> FINNISH
[ploos> A REASON TO HATE FINLAND
[NESQUIKO> YES
[NESQUIKO> FAST
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> THINK
[ploos> A REASON
[NESQUIKO> LIKE A SMART PERSON WOULD THINK
[ploos> TO HATE
[NESQUIKO> NOT LIKE SLOWPOKE IN A SLOWPOKE COMPETITION

bipolar enemy

[NESQUIKO] [13:47:51] it's impossible
[NESQUIKO] [13:47:52] to play civ
[NESQUIKO] [13:47:53] with sonecha
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:01] i got a settler and an archer in a trireme
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:07] and built behind his city, but far far away
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:14] and got 2 cities, one in west and one in east
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:19] and he is raging all over the place
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:22] he is breaking friendship
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:40] he says worst act of enemy ship he ever seen in his life, he says: make peace treaty or friendship is over...
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:41] .........
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:52] i sadden
[Brutos] [13:48:54] hahahaha
[NESQUIKO] [13:53:44] he calls me friend now
[NESQUIKO] [13:53:49] and asks me to rejoin
[NESQUIKO] [13:53:51] bipolar enemy

is army of FUCK YOU FOREVER

[Marcin] I SMELL A RAGE QUIT
[Marcin] FROM NESQUIKO
[Marcin] POLAND
[Marcin] CONQUER
[Marcin] RUSSIA
[NESQUIKO] i saddenquitt
[Marcin] POLAND
[Marcin] CONQUER
[Marcin] RUSSIA
[NESQUIKO] fuck you forever
[Marcin] what did I do?
[Marcin] tell me?
[Marcin] Sad
[Marcin] Im sorry friend
[NESQUIKO] you pillaged my tiles
[Marcin] 3 tiles?
[NESQUIKO] I had a road.
[NESQUIKO] and some farms
[NESQUIKO] and you pillaged my roads
[NESQUIKO] i sadden
[Marcin] you sadden quit because of my army right?
[NESQUIKO] yes
[NESQUIKO] is army of homosexuality

raeg mixed with smthg

nebajoth: I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU ONLINE
nebajoth: http://lindacooper.deviantart.com/art/TheNaivedEvilOne2-118146030
NESQUIKO: WHAT THE FUCK
NESQUIKO: I HAVE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW
NESQUIKO: IT'S LIKE RAGE MIXED WITH SOMETHING
NESQUIKO: LIKE WHEN YOU LOSE HOPE IN THE HUMAN RACE