daruck

a hail of scrap metal and then nothing

<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> BUT CIV IS DESTROYER OF FRIENDSHIP
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> EVERY GAME
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> IS THE RAGE
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> CIV MANAGES TO PULL THE WORST OUT OF PEOPLE
<nebajoth> must be why you like it
<nebajoth> fucking gypsies
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> hAHHAHAHA
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> THE GAME HAS GIPSIES
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> SOMEHOW
<nebajoth> Shock
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> THEY ARE CALLED BARBARIANS
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> THEY REFUSE TO TALK
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> THEY ARE NPCS THAT ATTACK ALL TIME
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> WAR ALL TIME
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> THEY AREN'T A CIVILIZATON
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> BUT IF YOU LET THEM LIVe
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> THEY POPULATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR LANDS
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> AND ATTACK CONSTANTLY
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> AND IF YOU LET THEM LIVE ENOUHG
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> THEY EVEN GET NUKES
<nebajoth> man
<nebajoth> gypsies with nukes
<nebajoth> that's too scary to imagine
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> HAHAHAHAHHAHA
<DDDAAARRRUUUCCCKKK> NUKES MADE OUT OF SCRAP METAL

Duck Jester

<TheBoff> man, CW is so awesome
<Daruck> YES
<TheBoff> it's a bit like a comedy double act
<Daruck> ARE YOU CALLING ME A JESTER?
<TheBoff> WITH LOTS OF SHOUTING
<Daruck> brb dictionary
<TheBoff> ??
<Daruck> YES I WAS CORRECT
<TheBoff> are you suggesting, you're gonna look up a word YOU HAVE ALREADY USED IN CONVERSATION

That wasn't fun.

<Daruck> Remember when I was driving the CV and I got stuck in a puddle and you were like "Goodbye" and I was like "NO WAY". That wasn't fun

so are you sir

<TheBoff> each of the modules gets given a datastore, and a method to render it's output in the style of the web
<Daruck> DOES IT SERVER YOU BREAKFAST?
<TheBoff> NO, ONLY YOUR MUM DOES THAT
<TheBoff> pwnt Wink
<Daruck> SLOOP
<Daruck> PROTECT  YOUR MASTER
<sloop> pwnt
<Daruck> SLOOP
<Daruck> YOU ARE DOWNGRADED
<sloop> SO ARE YOU SIR
<sloop> I DEMOTE YOU TO LEVEL G6

mode +n makes it so people can't send msgs from outside

<Daruck> WHAT THE FUCK
<Daruck> HWO CAN TALK
<Daruck> WITHOUT EVEN BEING
<Daruck> IN THE CHANNEL
* Daruck (~FRIENDLY@Daruck.troll.gamesurge) has left #cwclan
* Daruck (~FRIENDLY@Daruck.troll.gamesurge) has joined #cwclan
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Daruck
<sloop> IT IS CONFUSING
<sloop> I RECOMMEND THE MODE +N
<sloop> ANY OBJECTIONS
<sloop> ANY OBJECTIONS
<sloop> GOING ONCE
<sloop> GOING TWICE
<sloop> NOOO OBJECTIONS
* sloop sets mode +n #cwclan
<sloop> HENCEFORTH THIS CHANNEL APPROVES OF NO EXTERNAL MESSAGES
<sloop> DEMOCRACY HAS DECIDED
<sloop> THE PEOPLE
<sloop> HAS DECIDED
<sloop> THE MAJORITY HAS DECIDED
<sloop> AND THOSE WHO DIDNT VOTE CANT COMPLAIN

superb, I say

<Napalm> DARUCK I WOULD RATHER HEAR QUACK THAN YOUR SHIT MIC SPAM
<Daruck> I NEVER QUACK
<Daruck> I DON'T QUACK
<Daruck> MY MIC SPAM IS SUPERB QUALITY

IN THE NAME OF THE VIDEOGAMES

<sloop> why did you lie
<sloop> why do you lie Daruck
<Daruck> BUY A JAPANESE SWORD
<Daruck> SLAUGHTER YOUR FAMILY
<Daruck> IN THE NAME OF THE VIDEOGAMES
<sloop> were you abused as a child?
<Daruck> NO
<Daruck> I ABUSED AS A CHILD

Sloop can help

<DARUCK> HELLO
<MCNOLAN> HELLO DARUCK
<DARUCK> SO WHAT S GOING ON
<DARUCK> IM SUPPOSSED TO BE DRAWING RIGHT NOW
<DARUCK> BUT SO FAR I HAVEN'T GRAB A PENCIL YET
<SLOOP> DRAW
<SLOOP> DO YOU HAVE TO DRAW PENISES
<SLOOP> I CAN HELP

OH IN FACT

*** An op power struggle is taking place ***

<SLOOP> NO
<SLOOP> THIS IS POINTLESS
<SLOOP> GIVE UP
<DARUCK> !DEOP Coffeeburrito McNolan nebajoth orange-empires pato2000 Theowning
* ChanServ removes channel operator status from Coffeeburrito McNolan nebajoth orange-empires pato2000 Theowning
<DARUCK> EAT PALLYC COCKS
<DARUCK> !DEOP Coffeeburrito McNolan nebajoth orange-empires pato2000 Theowning
* ChanServ removes channel operator status from Coffeeburrito McNolan nebajoth orange-empires pato2000 Theowning
<SLOOP> THEY CANNOT BE MORAL
<SLOOP> THEY ARE AWAY
<DARUCK> LISTEN
<DARUCK> THERE IS NO TYRANNY INVOLVED
<DARUCK> THEY CAN EASILY ACHIEVE EQUALITY
<DARUCK> ONCE THEY REDEEM FROM THEIR SINFUL LOWER CASE NAMES
<SLOOP> BUT THIS IS HUMILIATION
<SLOOP> AND DOWNGRADING
<SLOOP> THEY DONT KNOW
<DARUCK> NO
<DARUCK> NOT HUMILIATING
<SLOOP> ITS LIKE ASKING A NEWLY BORN BABY TO BE MORAL
<DARUCK> !DEOP Coffeeburrito McNolan nebajoth orange-empires pato2000 Theowning
* ChanServ removes channel operator status from Coffeeburrito McNolan nebajoth orange-empires pato2000 Theowning
<FLASCHE> NEWLY BORN BABIES ARE MORAL
<FLASCHE> THE DONT KNOW GOOD AND EVIL
<SLOOP> THEY CANNOT ATTTAIN MORALITY
<FLASCHE> MORE MORALIC THAN ADULTS
<FLASCHE> WAY MORE
<SLOOP> THAT MAY BE TRUE
<SLOOP> DOESNT MAKE A ROCK MORAL
<SLOOP> FOR NOT KILLING KITTENS
<FLASCHE> NEW BORN BABIES != ROCKS
<SLOOP> YES
<SLOOP> THEY ARE
<FLASCHE> NO U EVER TRIED SMASHING WINDOWS WITH A NEW BORN BABY?
<FLASCHE> NO THAT WAS NOT GOOD IT WOULD WORK
<FLASCHE> BUT SOMEONE NOT ABLE TO BE EVIL CANT BE IMMORAL
<FLASCHE> AND NEWBORNS CANT DO SHIT
<FLASCHE> OH INFACT THEY CAN DO SHIT

THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT PINKY

* Mr_Weedy has quit (Quit: Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know when someone is going to press your quit button.)
<sloop> DEPUTY SHOE POLISHER
<sloop> THERE HE GOES
<sloop> WISH HIM LUCK
<sloop> ON HIS HOLY QUEST FOR MILK
<sloop> WAIT THAT WAS FLASCHE
<sloop> THIS ONE IS FOR SOMETHING MORE NOBLE
<sloop> AND CORAGEOUS
<Daruck> YOU ARE DEGRADING THE TASK OF MILK SEEKING
<Daruck> I REQUEST THAT YOU APOLOGIZE IN PUBLIC
<Daruck> FOR YOUR OFFENSE
<sloop> APOLOGIZE MY ASS
<sloop> YOU HEAR ME
<sloop> he is building a secret contraption of doom
<sloop> and since neba is involved
<sloop> it MUST have something to do with taking over the world