sloop

ª 14:16
[ploos] it seems as though my close friend has been expelled from the premises
[ThiefMaster] for 1h
[ploos] was this action required by law?
[ploos] THIS IS A COUNTRY OF LAW
[ploos] NOT A COUNTRY OF TYRANTS AND THEIR ARBITRARY DICTATES
[ThiefMaster] no
[ThiefMaster] go away, thanks
[ploos] am I required by law to answer this question
[ploos] am I being detained
ª 14:17 AND THEN
ª 14:17 SILENCE
ª 14:17 HE HAD NO ARGUMENTS LEFT
ª 14:17 I NAILED IT

<[FF]sloop> lol, fuck coons
<nebajoth> NO DONT

<sloop> whats the cheapest way to get to stockholm
<COFFIVS_BVRRITVS> steal a car

<BumGravy> like when u train plants
<BumGravy> they grow back stronger
<BumGravy> anything that doesnt kill you etc.
<sloop> YES
<sloop> IT MUST SUFFER
<sloop> BECAUSE SO DID I
<BumGravy> lol
<BumGravy> i fully intend to molest my plants
<sloop> yes, molest them
<sloop> they will grow sexually strong and confident
<BumGravy> thats the plan
<BumGravy> i will play them spice girls and dress them in pink to try and ensure lots of females
<sloop> it doesn't work that way :(
<sloop> you will have to perform operations
<sloop> cut limbs and examine them
<sloop> or just wait and see
<sloop> but you have to be quick when they hit puberty
<sloop> you want to get rid of the boys
<sloop> there's a danger of gayness
<sloop> you don't want to molest the boys
<BumGravy> no
<sloop> no to what

<sloop> you're enemy of the enemy?
<sloop> BUT THAT MEANS YOU ARE
<Jekotia`> FRIEND
<sloop> DOUBLE ENEMY

<NESQUIKO> BUT I HAVE TO GO
<NESQUIKO> I HAVE THINGS TO WELD
<sloop> YOU WELD THINGS
<NESQUIKO> YES
<sloop> WHAT DO YOU WELD
<NESQUIKO> THINGS
<sloop> WELD A PENIS SOMEWHERE IN THEM
<NESQUIKO> HAHAHA
<NESQUIKO> I ASKED THE TEACHER IF I COULD WELD MYSELF TO THE TABLE
<NESQUIKO> AND HE SAID THAT THE WELDER ONLY WELDS IRON
<NESQUIKO> AND STEEL
<NESQUIKO> I WAS AFRAID I HAD A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
<NESQUIKO> I TOLD HIM: I THOUGHT I COULD KILL ANYONE WITH THE TOUCH OF THIS THING SINCE IT USES SHITLOAD OF VOLTS AND AMPERS
<NESQUIKO> NOW HE LOOKS ME STRANGE

<nebajoth> are you available for a commander execution squad?
<sloop> I need to iterate my skills on iterating

<sloop> [18:14] I RELAX BY STUDYING MATH
<flasche> [18:14] loool
<ukgamer> [18:14] o.o
<sloop> [18:14] SO I CAN PLAY EMPIRES AGAIN
<sloop> [18:14] OK I KID
<flasche> [18:15] you kid?
<sloop> [18:15] I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF KIDDING

<flasche> [18:01] bah its nothing compaired to mexico city
<flasche> [18:01] :D
<sloop> [18:01] MEXICO CITY ISNT A CITY
<sloop> [18:01] ITS A HUGE CLUSTERFUCK OF MEXICANS

<NESQUIKO> AND I ALSO SAID NO AND I ALSO SAID NO AND I ALSO SAID NO
<Marcin> Ping reply from NESQUIKO in 0.96 seconds. wtf
<Marcin> why so slow ?
<NESQUIKO> I'm SUPER FAST
<Marcin> let me test sloop
<Marcin> Ping reply from sloop in 1.27 seconds.
<Marcin> sloop you are fat
<sloop> that's what she said
<Marcin> I SEE
<Marcin> WHAT YOU DID THERE