nesquiko

EXPLODING COME

[NESQUIKO] SOMEHOW
[NESQUIKO] I DON'T THINK I WANT TO SEE EXPLODING COME

Mountain Dew Tastes Like

[11:46:28] @Trickster | I'm eating american food
[11:46:30] @nebajoth | ahaha
[11:46:34] @nebajoth | wtf is "american food"?
[11:46:37] @Trickster | drinking an american soft drink
[11:46:42] @Trickster | I might aswell killspawn life now
[11:46:44] @NESQUIKO | HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[11:46:45] @Trickster | beef jerky
[11:46:47] @nebajoth | ahahah
[11:46:49] @nebajoth | that's american food
[11:46:50] @Silk | soon you'll start feeling like a fat guy
[11:46:52] @Trickster | and mountain dew
[11:46:54] @nebajoth | ahahahah
[11:46:55] @nebajoth | Yesss
[11:46:58] @nebajoth | DO THE DEW
[11:47:03] @Trickster | I Like MD
[11:47:07] @Trickster | but
[11:47:13] @Trickster | it used to taste better
[11:47:18] @Trickster | I got it from some import shop
[11:47:19] @nebajoth | THEY ADD JIZZ NOW
[11:47:21] @Trickster | but it tastes
[11:47:22] @Trickster | meh
[11:47:23] @nebajoth | FOR FOREIGN EXPORTS
[11:47:25] @Trickster | did they change the recipe
[11:47:41] @nebajoth | SKEET SKEET SKEET THE DEW
[11:47:56] @nebajoth | NESQUIKO GIVE ME SOME LOVE
[11:47:58] @nebajoth | THIS IS GOLD

slooooooooooooooooooop

[NESQUIKO] ploos
[ploos] what
[Lattenbrecher] sloooooooooooooooooooop
[NESQUIKO] Lattenbrecher is calling you

A REASON TO HATE FINLAND

[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> tell me
[NESQUIKO> something in Finnish
[NESQUIKO> fast
[NESQUIKO> insults
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[ploos> NESQUIKO
[NESQUIKO> INSULTS
[NESQUIKO> SENTENCES
[NESQUIKO> IN FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> NOW
[ploos> W
[ploos> WHAT FOR
[ploos> I DONT KNOW
[ploos> I DONT INSULT IN FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> YES
[NESQUIKO> YOU DO
[ploos> SYÃ MUNAA
[NESQUIKO> KYRPA VITTU SATAANA
[NESQUIKO> ÃITIS
[ploos> YES
[ploos> KYRPÃ VITTU SAATANA
[NESQUIKO> ABAHAHAHAH
[NESQUIKO> TRANSLATES TO
[NESQUIKO> "EAT EGGS"
[ploos> HAISTA KUKKANEN
[NESQUIKO> WAT
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: kananmunat on hyviä
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: niitä mä syönkin
[ploos> HAHAHAHHAHA
[NESQUIKO> MORE
[ploos> STRANGER LIKES EGGS TOO
[NESQUIKO> HE LIEKS
[ploos> I DONT INSULT
[ploos> IN FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> FINLAND IS SHAPED LIKE A NUTSACK
[ploos> WHAT
[ploos> SPANIARD
[NESQUIKO> more insults
[NESQUIKO> original insults like eat a bag of dicks
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[ploos> W
[ploos> PERKELEEN LÃTTÃPERSE HAISTA PASKA
[ploos> IME ÃITIS TISSIÃ
[ploos> SAMPERIN PALLOAIVO
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: juvenile finnish teen
[NESQUIKO> HE THINKS
[NESQUIKO> IM FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> AHHAHAHA
[ploos> HAHAHAH
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: you're pathetic :D
[ploos> HOW DOES HE KNOW FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> HE IS FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> HE THINKS IM FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> he keeps calling me "juvenile"
[ploos> WHY DOES HE SPEAK IN ENGLISH THEN
[NESQUIKO> Because i'm telling him I'm not Finnish
[ploos> I DONT GET IT
[NESQUIKO> MORE
[NESQUIKO> INSULTS
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> KEEP FEEDING THE LOCOMOTIVE
[ploos> NESQUIKO
[NESQUIKO> MORE INSULTS
[NESQUIKO> MORE WOOD
[ploos> NO
[ploos> I DONT KNOW
[NESQUIKO> GIVE ME A REASON
[NESQUIKO> TO HATE FINLAND
[NESQUIKO> AND TYPE IT
[NESQUIKO> IN
[NESQUIKO> FINNISH
[ploos> A REASON TO HATE FINLAND
[NESQUIKO> YES
[NESQUIKO> FAST
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> THINK
[ploos> A REASON
[NESQUIKO> LIKE A SMART PERSON WOULD THINK
[ploos> TO HATE
[NESQUIKO> NOT LIKE SLOWPOKE IN A SLOWPOKE COMPETITION

bipolar enemy

[NESQUIKO] [13:47:51] it's impossible
[NESQUIKO] [13:47:52] to play civ
[NESQUIKO] [13:47:53] with sonecha
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:01] i got a settler and an archer in a trireme
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:07] and built behind his city, but far far away
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:14] and got 2 cities, one in west and one in east
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:19] and he is raging all over the place
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:22] he is breaking friendship
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:40] he says worst act of enemy ship he ever seen in his life, he says: make peace treaty or friendship is over...
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:41] .........
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:52] i sadden
[Brutos] [13:48:54] hahahaha
[NESQUIKO] [13:53:44] he calls me friend now
[NESQUIKO] [13:53:49] and asks me to rejoin
[NESQUIKO] [13:53:51] bipolar enemy

is army of FUCK YOU FOREVER

[Marcin] I SMELL A RAGE QUIT
[Marcin] FROM NESQUIKO
[Marcin] POLAND
[Marcin] CONQUER
[Marcin] RUSSIA
[NESQUIKO] i saddenquitt
[Marcin] POLAND
[Marcin] CONQUER
[Marcin] RUSSIA
[NESQUIKO] fuck you forever
[Marcin] what did I do?
[Marcin] tell me?
[Marcin] :(
[Marcin] Im sorry friend
[NESQUIKO] you pillaged my tiles
[Marcin] 3 tiles?
[NESQUIKO] I had a road.
[NESQUIKO] and some farms
[NESQUIKO] and you pillaged my roads
[NESQUIKO] i sadden
[Marcin] you sadden quit because of my army right?
[NESQUIKO] yes
[NESQUIKO] is army of homosexuality

raeg mixed with smthg

nebajoth: I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU ONLINE
nebajoth: http://lindacooper.deviantart.com/art/TheNaivedEvilOne2-118146030
NESQUIKO: WHAT THE FUCK
NESQUIKO: I HAVE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW
NESQUIKO: IT'S LIKE RAGE MIXED WITH SOMETHING
NESQUIKO: LIKE WHEN YOU LOSE HOPE IN THE HUMAN RACE

civ iv ii

<NESQUIKO> I left the game
<NESQUIKO> and Marcin invaded me
<NESQUIKO> and made me capitulate
<NESQUIKO> to AI
<NESQUIKO> :)
<Marcin> YOU RAGED QUIT
<Marcin> YOU RAGED QUIT
<NESQUIKO> No
<NESQUIKO> I sadden quit

a voice recording module

<nebajoth> AND WE WILL PUT ALL THE VOICE RECORDINGS ON A SINGLE PAGE
<nebajoth> AND THE NAME OF THE PAGE
<nebajoth> WILL BE "MICSPAM OF SUPERB QUALITY"
<NESQUIKO> HAHAHHAHAHA AHHAHAA
<nebajoth> o/
<NESQUIKO> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<NESQUIKO> OOO/
<nebajoth> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss
<nebajoth> \o/
<NESQUIKO> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<NESQUIKO> NO
<NESQUIKO> THAT'S FREEDOM OF SPEECH \o/
<nebajoth> illegal emoticon?
<nebajoth> ALSO JUMPING FOR JOY
<nebajoth> FOR BEST IDEA TODAY
<nebajoth> I FORGOT TO DRAW THE LEGS
<NESQUIKO> \o\
<NESQUIKO> __
<nebajoth> YES LIKE THAT
<nebajoth> OR AT LEAST SOMEWHAT LIKE THAT
<nebajoth> NOT SURE WHAT THAT IS REALLY
<NESQUIKO> I DREW THE LEGS HORIZONTAL
<NESQUIKO> FUCK
<nebajoth> BUT I THINK YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP
<NESQUIKO> UES

looking me strange

<NESQUIKO> BUT I HAVE TO GO
<NESQUIKO> I HAVE THINGS TO WELD
<sloop> YOU WELD THINGS
<NESQUIKO> YES
<sloop> WHAT DO YOU WELD
<NESQUIKO> THINGS
<sloop> WELD A PENIS SOMEWHERE IN THEM
<NESQUIKO> HAHAHA
<NESQUIKO> I ASKED THE TEACHER IF I COULD WELD MYSELF TO THE TABLE
<NESQUIKO> AND HE SAID THAT THE WELDER ONLY WELDS IRON
<NESQUIKO> AND STEEL
<NESQUIKO> I WAS AFRAID I HAD A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
<NESQUIKO> I TOLD HIM: I THOUGHT I COULD KILL ANYONE WITH THE TOUCH OF THIS THING SINCE IT USES SHITLOAD OF VOLTS AND AMPERS
<NESQUIKO> NOW HE LOOKS ME STRANGE