nebajoth

Mountain Dew Tastes Like

[11:46:28] @Trickster | I'm eating american food
[11:46:30] @nebajoth | ahaha
[11:46:34] @nebajoth | wtf is "american food"?
[11:46:37] @Trickster | drinking an american soft drink
[11:46:42] @Trickster | I might aswell killspawn life now
[11:46:44] @NESQUIKO | HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[11:46:45] @Trickster | beef jerky
[11:46:47] @nebajoth | ahahah
[11:46:49] @nebajoth | that's american food
[11:46:50] @Silk | soon you'll start feeling like a fat guy
[11:46:52] @Trickster | and mountain dew
[11:46:54] @nebajoth | ahahahah
[11:46:55] @nebajoth | Yesss
[11:46:58] @nebajoth | DO THE DEW
[11:47:03] @Trickster | I Like MD
[11:47:07] @Trickster | but
[11:47:13] @Trickster | it used to taste better
[11:47:18] @Trickster | I got it from some import shop
[11:47:19] @nebajoth | THEY ADD JIZZ NOW
[11:47:21] @Trickster | but it tastes
[11:47:22] @Trickster | meh
[11:47:23] @nebajoth | FOR FOREIGN EXPORTS
[11:47:25] @Trickster | did they change the recipe
[11:47:41] @nebajoth | SKEET SKEET SKEET THE DEW
[11:47:56] @nebajoth | NESQUIKO GIVE ME SOME LOVE
[11:47:58] @nebajoth | THIS IS GOLD

buffed mowtar

[18:32:49] Trickster | Dw, empires normal has had aweosme updates
[18:32:54] nebajoth | oh?
[18:32:56] Trickster | they buffed the mortar, it's so powerful it crashes the server

raeg mixed with smthg

nebajoth: I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU ONLINE
nebajoth: http://lindacooper.deviantart.com/art/TheNaivedEvilOne2-118146030
NESQUIKO: WHAT THE FUCK
NESQUIKO: I HAVE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW
NESQUIKO: IT'S LIKE RAGE MIXED WITH SOMETHING
NESQUIKO: LIKE WHEN YOU LOSE HOPE IN THE HUMAN RACE

THAT IS A BAD IDEA

<[FF]sloop> lol, fuck coons
<nebajoth> NO DONT

teledildonics

<Caelo> yes but I was talking about input devices not just the mouse ;)
<nebajoth> I touched ur mum's input device
<nebajoth> it has a rumble pak
<ukgamer> i touched ur dad's input device
<ukgamer> it has force feedback
<Coffeeburrito> My input device has accelerometers
<Coffeeburrito> also wireless
<Coffeeburrito> and is the only current generation system to not be sold at a cost
<Coffeeburrito> snap

my other irc channel is a #corvette

<nebajoth> [03:22] I spend my other IRC time in a gaming clan irc channel with 15-19 year olds
<nebajoth> [03:22] IT MAKES ME TYPE IN CAPS A LOT
<nebajoth> [03:22] EVERY WEDNESDAY IS CAPSLOCK DAY
<nebajoth> [03:22] wednesday has already started in europe
<nebajoth> [03:22] where most of them are
<alanp> [03:23] haha
<nebajoth> [03:24] ofc, noone spells it "CAPSLOCK" ever since one of them figured out its an anagram for "COCKSLAP"
<nebajoth> [03:24] so now its COCKSLAP DAY every wednesday
<nebajoth> [03:24] once again, illustration how my lives tend to converge in eerie ways
<nebajoth> [03:24] that's also my real life cockslap day

darg battles the dreaded spacemoles

<Darg> just had a nice battle against teh mole people
<Darg> 5 vs 12
<Darg> ofcourse me being the 12 :]
<Darg> they didn't expect that I has lazors
...
<Darg> goody good
<Darg> time to build another lenigorsk ship
<Darg> I love russian names for my designs :D
<nebajoth> :D
<nebajoth> they are pretty badass sounding
<Darg> yea
<Darg> I have small names for my frigates though
<Darg> Okha
<Darg> the lenigorsk class is just a remote asteroid miner ship
<Darg> but I fucking neeeed those now
...
<Darg> well the problem I see now is
<Darg> the molepeople homeworld is 3 sectors away as far as my hidden scout can tell
<Darg> my fleet will run out of supplies I think
<Darg> sooo I presume its time for a new ship design
<Darg> hmmmm what name to use
<Darg> ah Sovetskaya class :D
<Darg> that sectors gonna burn
...
<Darg> oh noez
<Darg> my poor fleet
<Darg> pwnd :/
<Darg> ok I blame the design names
<Darg> new fleet will be bigger chassis
<Darg> and called IDD INVINCIBLE

a voice recording module

<nebajoth> AND WE WILL PUT ALL THE VOICE RECORDINGS ON A SINGLE PAGE
<nebajoth> AND THE NAME OF THE PAGE
<nebajoth> WILL BE "MICSPAM OF SUPERB QUALITY"
<NESQUIKO> HAHAHHAHAHA AHHAHAA
<nebajoth> o/
<NESQUIKO> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<NESQUIKO> OOO/
<nebajoth> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss
<nebajoth> \o/
<NESQUIKO> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<NESQUIKO> NO
<NESQUIKO> THAT'S FREEDOM OF SPEECH \o/
<nebajoth> illegal emoticon?
<nebajoth> ALSO JUMPING FOR JOY
<nebajoth> FOR BEST IDEA TODAY
<nebajoth> I FORGOT TO DRAW THE LEGS
<NESQUIKO> \o\
<NESQUIKO> __
<nebajoth> YES LIKE THAT
<nebajoth> OR AT LEAST SOMEWHAT LIKE THAT
<nebajoth> NOT SURE WHAT THAT IS REALLY
<NESQUIKO> I DREW THE LEGS HORIZONTAL
<NESQUIKO> FUCK
<nebajoth> BUT I THINK YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP
<NESQUIKO> UES

The CW Cockbook

<nebajoth> we decided we're going to make The CW Cockbook
<nebajoth> with recipes from everybody
<nebajoth> and illustrations of each recipe by sloop
<Coffeeburrito> cock recipes?
<nebajoth> no, real recipes
<nebajoth> but with cock pictures

no i am doing math

<nebajoth> are you available for a commander execution squad?
<sloop> I need to iterate my skills on iterating