coffeeburrito

freezies are coding kryptonite

<Coffeeburrito> so the current problem with my skyjeeps
<Coffeeburrito> angularimpulse is measured relative to the current orientation of the vehicle
<Coffeeburrito> and the angles themselves are relative as well
<Coffeeburrito> er
<Coffeeburrito> well
<Coffeeburrito> I suppose absolute
<Coffeeburrito> but not the absolute I want
<KaneTW> Hm
<Coffeeburrito> actually, I don't even know what I'm talking about
<Coffeeburrito> I ate a freezie and totally lost my coding state of mind

teledildonics

<Caelo> yes but I was talking about input devices not just the mouse ;)
<nebajoth> I touched ur mum's input device
<nebajoth> it has a rumble pak
<ukgamer> i touched ur dad's input device
<ukgamer> it has force feedback
<Coffeeburrito> My input device has accelerometers
<Coffeeburrito> also wireless
<Coffeeburrito> and is the only current generation system to not be sold at a cost
<Coffeeburrito> snap

designing a new weapon for the game

<Coffeeburrito> let's rename it Magic Missile
<Coffeeburrito> and give it pink sparkles
<Darg> so no black tentacles coming out of the ground tearing enemy tanks into HELL ?
<Coffeeburrito> I didn't think we were putting Mayama's mom in the game :o

its just not that cool anymore

CB: it's like
CB: when you see a full set of star wars cosplayers at the Winner's Walk of Hope for Ovarian Cancer
CB: you realize that it's just not that cool anymore

NEED A RIDE

<sloop> whats the cheapest way to get to stockholm
<COFFIVS_BVRRITVS> steal a car

The CW Cockbook

<nebajoth> we decided we're going to make The CW Cockbook
<nebajoth> with recipes from everybody
<nebajoth> and illustrations of each recipe by sloop
<Coffeeburrito> cock recipes?
<nebajoth> no, real recipes
<nebajoth> but with cock pictures

sexy party in the barracks

<TheBoff> fuck me
<TheBoff> I had about zero migrants for my first year
<TheBoff> this spring
<TheBoff> EIGHTEEN
<TheBoff> migrants
<TheBoff> all in one go
<TheBoff> what am I going to do with 18 migrants???
<CBurrito> time for a sexy party
<TheBoff> it's expansion time
<CBurrito> sexy expansion time

whore

<Extrems> My client is advancing way too slowly.
<Coffeeburrito> that's what she said
<Coffeeburrito> and due to her considerable queue, such a situation was disadvantageous at best
<Coffeeburrito> but alas, those are the risks you run with a contractless system of providing pleasure
<Extrems> ...what?
<Coffeeburrito> your mom's a whore

JUST KIDDING BITCH

<Mkoll-afk> DT you needs L4D
<Mkoll-afk> versus mode is sweet
<Mkoll-afk> just been playing it with val and darg
<Mkoll-afk> its the one game you get to abduct darg
<Mkoll-afk> and taunt him in alltalk
<Mkoll-afk> as he dies
<Coffeeburrito> why only in-game?
<Coffeeburrito> we could make that a clan activity
<Coffeeburrito> Abduct Drag for several days
<Coffeeburrito> keep him in a hole
<Coffeeburrito> give him lots of lotion
<Coffeeburrito> just to freak him out
<Coffeeburrito> then we'll all jump out and say "JUST KIDDING, BITCH!"
<Coffeeburrito> and we'll all have a jolly laugh

Coffeeburrito posted a link to a furry site

<sloop> :O:O
<Mkoll> YOU
<Mkoll> FUCK
<Mkoll> FUCK
<Mkoll> AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
<Mkoll> FURRY
<Mkoll> OMG
<Coffeeburrito> YOU TAKE THAT BACK
<Mkoll> NO
<Mkoll> FUCK
<Mkoll> FURRY
<Mkoll> YOU
<Coffeeburrito> YOU'RE A FURRY
<Coffeeburrito> YOU KEPT LOOKING
<Mkoll> NO
<Mkoll> YOU'RE FURRY
<Coffeeburrito> I WENT ONCE BY ACCIDENT AND NEVER WENT AGAIN
<Coffeeburrito> I LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN