EXPLODING COME

[NESQUIKO] SOMEHOW
[NESQUIKO] I DON'T THINK I WANT TO SEE EXPLODING COME

Mountain Dew Tastes Like

[11:46:28] @Trickster | I'm eating american food
[11:46:30] @nebajoth | ahaha
[11:46:34] @nebajoth | wtf is "american food"?
[11:46:37] @Trickster | drinking an american soft drink
[11:46:42] @Trickster | I might aswell killspawn life now
[11:46:44] @NESQUIKO | HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[11:46:45] @Trickster | beef jerky
[11:46:47] @nebajoth | ahahah
[11:46:49] @nebajoth | that's american food
[11:46:50] @Silk | soon you'll start feeling like a fat guy
[11:46:52] @Trickster | and mountain dew
[11:46:54] @nebajoth | ahahahah
[11:46:55] @nebajoth | Yesss
[11:46:58] @nebajoth | DO THE DEW
[11:47:03] @Trickster | I Like MD
[11:47:07] @Trickster | but
[11:47:13] @Trickster | it used to taste better
[11:47:18] @Trickster | I got it from some import shop
[11:47:19] @nebajoth | THEY ADD JIZZ NOW
[11:47:21] @Trickster | but it tastes
[11:47:22] @Trickster | meh
[11:47:23] @nebajoth | FOR FOREIGN EXPORTS
[11:47:25] @Trickster | did they change the recipe
[11:47:41] @nebajoth | SKEET SKEET SKEET THE DEW
[11:47:56] @nebajoth | NESQUIKO GIVE ME SOME LOVE
[11:47:58] @nebajoth | THIS IS GOLD

slooooooooooooooooooop

[NESQUIKO] ploos
[ploos] what
[Lattenbrecher] sloooooooooooooooooooop
[NESQUIKO] Lattenbrecher is calling you

A REASON TO HATE FINLAND

[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> tell me
[NESQUIKO> something in Finnish
[NESQUIKO> fast
[NESQUIKO> insults
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[ploos> NESQUIKO
[NESQUIKO> INSULTS
[NESQUIKO> SENTENCES
[NESQUIKO> IN FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> NOW
[ploos> W
[ploos> WHAT FOR
[ploos> I DONT KNOW
[ploos> I DONT INSULT IN FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> YES
[NESQUIKO> YOU DO
[ploos> SYÃ MUNAA
[NESQUIKO> KYRPA VITTU SATAANA
[NESQUIKO> ÃITIS
[ploos> YES
[ploos> KYRPÃ VITTU SAATANA
[NESQUIKO> ABAHAHAHAH
[NESQUIKO> TRANSLATES TO
[NESQUIKO> "EAT EGGS"
[ploos> HAISTA KUKKANEN
[NESQUIKO> WAT
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: kananmunat on hyviä
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: niitä mä syönkin
[ploos> HAHAHAHHAHA
[NESQUIKO> MORE
[ploos> STRANGER LIKES EGGS TOO
[NESQUIKO> HE LIEKS
[ploos> I DONT INSULT
[ploos> IN FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> FINLAND IS SHAPED LIKE A NUTSACK
[ploos> WHAT
[ploos> SPANIARD
[NESQUIKO> more insults
[NESQUIKO> original insults like eat a bag of dicks
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[ploos> W
[ploos> PERKELEEN LÃTTÃPERSE HAISTA PASKA
[ploos> IME ÃITIS TISSIÃ
[ploos> SAMPERIN PALLOAIVO
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: juvenile finnish teen
[NESQUIKO> HE THINKS
[NESQUIKO> IM FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> AHHAHAHA
[ploos> HAHAHAH
[NESQUIKO> Stranger: you're pathetic :D
[ploos> HOW DOES HE KNOW FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> HE IS FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> HE THINKS IM FINNISH
[NESQUIKO> he keeps calling me "juvenile"
[ploos> WHY DOES HE SPEAK IN ENGLISH THEN
[NESQUIKO> Because i'm telling him I'm not Finnish
[ploos> I DONT GET IT
[NESQUIKO> MORE
[NESQUIKO> INSULTS
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> KEEP FEEDING THE LOCOMOTIVE
[ploos> NESQUIKO
[NESQUIKO> MORE INSULTS
[NESQUIKO> MORE WOOD
[ploos> NO
[ploos> I DONT KNOW
[NESQUIKO> GIVE ME A REASON
[NESQUIKO> TO HATE FINLAND
[NESQUIKO> AND TYPE IT
[NESQUIKO> IN
[NESQUIKO> FINNISH
[ploos> A REASON TO HATE FINLAND
[NESQUIKO> YES
[NESQUIKO> FAST
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> ploos
[NESQUIKO> THINK
[ploos> A REASON
[NESQUIKO> LIKE A SMART PERSON WOULD THINK
[ploos> TO HATE
[NESQUIKO> NOT LIKE SLOWPOKE IN A SLOWPOKE COMPETITION

buffed mowtar

[18:32:49] Trickster | Dw, empires normal has had aweosme updates
[18:32:54] nebajoth | oh?
[18:32:56] Trickster | they buffed the mortar, it's so powerful it crashes the server

Flu

NESQUIKO: Fuck
NESQUIKO: I have flu again
NESQUIKO: I don't know why
NESQUIKO: fuck this
NESQUIKO: WHY AM I BEING NERFED
NESQUIKO: I HOPE IT'S TURBO FLU
NESQUIKO: LIKE THE OTHER DAY
Napalm: nesquiko because you are overpowered
NESQUIKO: FUCK
Napalm: you been touching mootants special place again
NESQUIKO: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

LEE JENKINS

[22:23] nebajoth: Leroy
[22:23] nebajoth: do you play WoW?
[22:23] TheBoff: neb wuvs me
[22:24] TheBoff: ;)
[22:24] APP_Leroy_Jenkins: no
[22:24] Trickster: think carefully about your answer
[22:24] APP_Leroy_Jenkins: and yes i know the name is most famous from there
[22:24] TheBoff: it's not that leeroy jenkins
[22:24] TheBoff: unfortunately
[22:24] APP_Leroy_Jenkins: i know
[22:24] nebajoth: my mortgage brokers' name was Lee Jenkins
[22:24] nebajoth: no joke
[22:24] nebajoth: I asked him if he was familiar with the meme
[22:24] APP_Leroy_Jenkins: very possible
[22:24] nebajoth: but he was like 55
[22:24] APP_Leroy_Jenkins: lol
[22:24] APP_Leroy_Jenkins: LOL
[22:24] nebajoth: and had no idea what I was talking about
[22:24] APP_Leroy_Jenkins: LOL
[22:24] nebajoth: I told him it was why I chose him as a broker, though
[22:25] nebajoth: and he said he was going to look it up
[22:25] APP_Leroy_Jenkins: LOL
[22:25] nebajoth: that's how I roll, bitches
[22:25] APP_Leroy_Jenkins: did he?
[22:25] nebajoth: no idea
[22:25] APP_Leroy_Jenkins: lol
[22:25] nebajoth: he got me a mortgage, and then we never talked
[22:25] nebajoth: well
[22:25] nebajoth: he sends me a christmas card each year
[22:25] nebajoth: but its transparently advertising
[22:25] NESQUIKO: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[22:25] nebajoth: and I chuck it in el garbago
[22:25] APP_Leroy_Jenkins: lol
[22:25] nebajoth: o/

bipolar enemy

[NESQUIKO] [13:47:51] it's impossible
[NESQUIKO] [13:47:52] to play civ
[NESQUIKO] [13:47:53] with sonecha
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:01] i got a settler and an archer in a trireme
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:07] and built behind his city, but far far away
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:14] and got 2 cities, one in west and one in east
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:19] and he is raging all over the place
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:22] he is breaking friendship
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:40] he says worst act of enemy ship he ever seen in his life, he says: make peace treaty or friendship is over...
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:41] .........
[NESQUIKO] [13:48:52] i sadden
[Brutos] [13:48:54] hahahaha
[NESQUIKO] [13:53:44] he calls me friend now
[NESQUIKO] [13:53:49] and asks me to rejoin
[NESQUIKO] [13:53:51] bipolar enemy

HOW TO DESTROY MARCIN WITH A SIMPLE COMBO

[23:41] joe (joe@74.0.120.90) has joined
[23:41] ChanServ enables 'Op' status for joe
[23:41] Marcin: no u
[23:41] NESQUIKO: I am chatting with Hitler
[23:41] joe: no u
[23:41] Marcin: what
[23:42] DarkTerror: hello friendly joe friend
[23:42] NESQUIKO sets mode -b *!*@and
[23:42] NESQUIKO: Who is joe
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] NESQUIKO: Is joe from the bot
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] DarkTerror: no, YOU.
[23:42] NESQUIKO: that makes the game
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: v
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] NESQUIKO: Hitler does not answer
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Marcin: no u
[23:42] joe: no u
[23:42] Mr_Weedy: no she
[23:42] Marcin (~chatzilla@acze153.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl) has disconnected: Read error: Connection reset by peer

Plöösdök & Bellend Attorneys LLC.

ª 14:16
[ploos] it seems as though my close friend has been expelled from the premises
[ThiefMaster] for 1h
[ploos] was this action required by law?
[ploos] THIS IS A COUNTRY OF LAW
[ploos] NOT A COUNTRY OF TYRANTS AND THEIR ARBITRARY DICTATES
[ThiefMaster] no
[ThiefMaster] go away, thanks
[ploos] am I required by law to answer this question
[ploos] am I being detained
ª 14:17 AND THEN
ª 14:17 SILENCE
ª 14:17 HE HAD NO ARGUMENTS LEFT
ª 14:17 I NAILED IT